I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get full.

10knotes:

goktgo:
life does not get better than this.
A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck.

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

hotdog

pizza

oven

ingredients:

1hotdog

preheat oven

hotdog on pizza

pizza in oven

microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids

6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

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almost every popular tv show nowadays: white guy meets another white guy. they develop a strong bond and a complex relationship. fandom praises the writers for their contribution to queer representation even though the characters are textually straight and their misleading sexual subtext is played as an edgy thrill. the critics acclaim the show for the fresh portrayal of bromance between the leads even though male relationships have been the engines of western narratives since the ancient times. female secondary characters are disposed to advance dude brotimes and manpain. virtually no one points anything wrong about this.